Melonhead and the Vegalicious Disaster by Katy Kelly

Author:Katy Kelly [Kelly, Katy]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-0-375-98667-3
Publisher: Random House Children's Books
Published: 2012-09-10T16:00:00+00:00

First stop: living room.

Turn the furnace thermostat dial to ninety.

Done.

To the kitchen.

Grab a loaf of raisin bread.

Crawl back to my room on my elbows, like a soldier, dragging my bruised butt.

Luckily, my survival jar of lingonberry jelly was under my bed. I made an instant sheet tent held up by my head. Three double-decker jam sandwiches revived my brain.

At midnight, I went back down and turned off the heat.

I am lucky to live in a house with a built-in evidence destroyer.

14

A BLOODY MESS

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